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Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/07 20:09 Hi,

Just a quick post on the above topic. Mark and I seem to be in dis-agreement on this matter. Despite what I keep telling him, he refuses to to go upper lip commando to improve his ERG times - this is despite several reports that have been witten that have shown this:

www.have_mo_no_dough.com
www.memakeyoufishballsoup.com
www.ERGyouand'tache_theunholytrinity.com

What do you think ACCA??

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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/07 20:27 You have raised a very good point there cannons, The "tash" is an out dated training tool that was used by the East German women during the '52 olympics, with it since being outlawed due to its damaging effects to the female reproductive organs! It is for this reason we should join the international efforts to outlaw the "tash" from all aspects of Dragon Boating. I personally feel the best way to remove the "tash" from the ranks of acca would be to hold a "shave the tash" fund raiser. The money raised will be used to fund community development projects in the field of "tash reduction campaigns"and a "public awareness campaign". To start the ball rolling we on the committee will be looking for volunteers to shave there "tashs". We are hoping a female rower whom resides in glebe will be the first to come forward.
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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/08 13:21 Oh my god , my cover is blown. Yes, I admit to being the ex East German Swimmer Helga Lotatache.

I think your community spirit is well founded and for that Mr Keggie, I would like to reward you, but only if you make it worth my while - If you know what I mean?

1952 was a very good year for me, and living a lie since then has taken its toll, but you are a smart man and discovered Helgas secrets. I can now emerge into the Dragon Boat that I have always thought I am.

The tache will go MR Keggie and Mr Cannons, but like everything you do, there will be a cost! If you know what I mean? You set up a "shave the tache" fund, raise money for the ACCA community fund and if the offer is good, Helga shaves! If you know what I mean?

Its up to you Mr Keggie and Mr Cannons, make money for Madame President, and erg times will be faster. If you know what I mean.

Helga feels liberated, Helga feels strong, Helga feels! If you know what I mean. Your call Mr Keggie and Mr Cannons.
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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/08 17:11 Mark,

I'll give you 5 bucks and a plate of sandwiches - if you know what I mean.

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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/10 16:53 Since when has suz ever had trouble making money?
I herd from a friend that she used to make over $1000 a night in her old job!


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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/10 16:59 Mr Keg e

Where did you hear that from? Which friend?

did they recommend me to you?

would you pay $1000 ?

I've had so many jobs in the past... I wonder which job you're referring to? selling lollies @ Entertainment centre - ask my boss Casey if I got that in one night? ...

Cannons - surely you could put a better offer on the plate then $5 and sandwiches.
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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/12 19:57 Better offer?

Mark, shave it off, give it to me and I'll put it on eBay and see how much we get for it.

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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/14 18:01 I`ll pay 1000yen for so good fish ball soup!!


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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/14 18:33 Mark,

To get what you want, I'll need the 'tache by Friday 17:00 with a Heliocopter and Two Go Fast Boats.

Two.

Miami city will be crawling with FBI, so this job is gonna cost you.

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Re:Shaving Upper Lip for Faster ERG Times - 2006/09/14 19:17 And Mark if it isnt too much trouble could i get a barardi mojito.

Cheers big fella


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